1. There's no way to hold the passenger, she has to hold you.

2. It's difficult to lose the arguement when you're the one driving.

3. She can't see the wedding ring under a leather glove.

4. Passengers are subject to sudden stops just for the fun of it.

5. You're never asked to take the kids out to get toyburgers.

6. You get to say, "hey babe, wanna ride you'll never forget?"

7. It's always a rush, and never the same ride twice.

8. You'll always find a parking space close to the front door.